Hi! I'm the kazoo guy and I'm here to answer all of your pressing kazoo questions. As you will see from my site, I have pushed the envelope of "kazoodom" considerably. I have done this so that I can offer you kazoos for all of your kazooing needs. Y'know, some folks (and you know who they are) can be annoying without a kazoo whatsoever. HOWEVER most of us need some sort of special device to push our friends, relatives, spouses, or the everyday poor-schmuck-on-the-street over the edge and right onto their last nerve.

Therefore, I offer you five kazoos at four different volume levels so that you can best choose the plane of annoyance you wish to attain. I have singlezoos (loud), doublezoos (louder), and triplezoos (thoroughly offensive). I also have newzoos which are simply a redesigned singlezoo on a rope (for easy access and a certain "with it" elegance). And I have halfazoos (which are better than none).

So enjoy my site. Peruse my kazoos. Order the kazoo that was made for you.